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laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

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foodchewer:

its called freedom of spinach

(via dutchster)

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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3liza:

universalequalityisinevitable:

Robert Sapolsky about his study of the Keekorok baboon troop from National Geographic’s Stress: Portrait of a Killer.

the only “excuse” is that we haven’t murdered every “alpha male” and then formed a matriarchy/anti-kyriarchy.

this baboon troop is basically my personal ideology. it proves literally that “smash the patriarchy” is an effective political strategy, with lasting results. this is it. we ran the test and got the proof. fantastic.

(via three0fspades)

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

(via echatter)

pixeflutters:

freddybenson:

montana is not real

if montana isn’t real then where was hannah montana born?? yeah thats what i thought. stop spreading lies freddybenson

(Source: freddybenson, via leonibuki)

(Source: georgeandursula, via wastedweekends)